Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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