Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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