Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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