she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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