All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I smell stomach acid.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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