You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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