So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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