I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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