your room smells of hookers.
And success
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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