Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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