Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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