I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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