Soap is not a condiment
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
