Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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