Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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