If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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