Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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