Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I love black thongs
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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