When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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