It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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