Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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