I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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