How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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