oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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