so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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