oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
COCAINE IS GR8
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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