love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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