just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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