Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I need to align my fucking chakras
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