can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I look better un-naked...
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
