So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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