Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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