Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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