He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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