We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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