2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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