thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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