Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
