She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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