My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.