is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy