Christians are straight up FREAKS
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.