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I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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Stupid Covid-19
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