giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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