She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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