quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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