so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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