We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
nutella sex= disaster
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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