Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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