Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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