fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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