your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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