well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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