your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
