I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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