He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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