i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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