Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
so let's talk penis.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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