I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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